The mooseis a marvelolous creature What a piece of work What a piece of Moose is man He lies down in green pastures Eating the water-logged grass Swimming along with me Out on a deep, dark lake Against the current Rambling rumbling of a river Majestic and just plain silly looking I mean, what a goof ball that Moose and squirrel 'Hey, Rock? Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! Oops, wrong hat!' Did you know that A moose nose is an incredibly complex Valvular structure allowing said moose To eat under water Moosenose is a delicacy In the tundra and as usual in China I would like to believe To believe that I was one day A moose. Or I will someday get to share The spirit of a moose Or better yet, soar with the bird.
"If a moose should choose to lose his nose, If he does this, I
suppose He would get morose. A nose has use for a moose on the
loose: It's his nose he would use when close to a rose, For roses aren't
food a loose moose would choose (Whose moose would choose a dose of
rose?)" ...etc. etc., approx. 165 stanzas: (corrected by wsgdo)